I like books, art, painting, films, music, and my girlfriend.

 

i hope someday i’m reincarnated as johnny depp that’s all i really want

have you ever just shit yourself at the computer because youre so engrossed by what youre doing? no? oh

if you don’t push peoples buttons why live, you know?

wqoah youre a big waste of carbon

kicking the door down to a bar in a predominantly african american neighborhood and whispering

“you feel me, bruh “

i always mix up pancreatic cancer and diabetes

oops

reactivating:

Drake looks like the type of nigga that puts marshmallows in his hot chocolate

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h0odrich:

i can recite this video upside down drunk and asleep

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i have my first day of work later who wants to place bets on why and when i will be fired